Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts by Carlyle Christoff: Hardcover; 96 pages / English

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Well, they are! At least, with this book, you can get a peek into their innermost thoughts. But prepare to clutch your pearls because they're opinionated.

Packed with witty one-liners and hilariously relatable plant humor, this funny houseplant book is for anyone who talks to their plants - and suspect they've been watching, judging and talking back.